- The Human Kept Putting Handrails Where Nobody Needed Them
The first thing I learned about humans was that they were difficult to satisfy. The second was that they were considerably more difficult to stop. Our station had operated for 186 years without a...
1,865 points120 comments2 d ago
- Wearing Power Armor to a Magic School (193/?)
First Thacea Emma had been… sparing with the details of humanity’s darker legacies prior to this point. Though she had, through a tangent of an allusion, made mention of precisely one conflict...
1,071 points180 comments1 d ago
- The Human Problem
My job is to study dead civilizations. More precisely, I investigate why they died out, or why some civilizations managed to survive. Their reasons for survival, their wars, victories, defeats......
431 points13 comments6 d ago
- [Nova Wars] CHAPTER 193
\[First Contact\] \[Dark Ages\] \[First\] \[Prev\] \[Next\] \[wiki\] \[Black Screen - Fade in words\] Fifty years together \[Fade out words - sound effect: hammer on steel, 2.6 seconds\] \[Fade in...
389 points68 comments1 d ago
- Doctored
Ever piss off a human? I don’t mean make a human mad. They get mad over the stupidest shit. I mean really, truly piss off a human. I’ve only ever seen it once, and to be honest, I really wish I...
347 points14 comments2 d ago
- First Contact: Apology
I was walking to the lounge to meet the human for the first time. “Good afternoon, Mr. Johnson. My name is Fgorm Poght, Head Researcher on the ship Know Everything,” I introduced myself politely....
300 points16 comments6 d ago
- OOCS, Into A Wider Galaxy, Part 822
First For Newest England “Sir Philip Speaking.” He answers his communicator by turning it into broadcast mode. “Oh dear, you do bear quite the resemblance to my former student.” “Do I?” Danburi...
283 points51 comments4 d ago
- OOCS, Into A Wider Galaxy, Part 821
First For Newest England “Alright students. We have yet to get a full cooperation from the La’ahbaron forces. The differences in technology and culture are the major impediments. Therefore we’re...
283 points35 comments5 d ago
- The Cost of Defeating Humanity
The Council needed only one thing before deciding to go to war: a reliable military assessment confirming that humanity was an easy target. Preparing that assessment was my responsibility. I must...
282 points23 comments7 h ago
- OOCS, Into A Wider Galaxy, Part 820
First For Newest England “... I know for a fact there was no way you could have predicted this.” Dis. T. Ortion notes. “Of course not. This is preparation. I knew there would need to be a place of...
278 points39 comments6 d ago