What r/dadjokes is talking about this week

At his trial, he's found guilty and sentenced to death. For his last meal, he asks for a single banana. The next day, he's strapped to the electric chair. They pull the switch but nothing happens....

We’re never playing Scrabble again.

I was a little uncomfortable but gave him an honest explanation. He looked a little perplexed, and stared at me in stunned silence for a few seconds and asked, "And Tigger?"

I turned to my dad and said, “OK, so two guys walk into a bar…”

In the end, the judge gave us both joint custody

He said, "I'll see," and walked away. I asked another and he also said, "I'll see," and walked away. In the end I gave up and found them myself, in Aisle C.

My wife asked me, “Did you eat the last piece of cake in the refrigerator?” I said, “No, I ate it in the living room.” And, that’s how the fight started

I told him to leave immediately.

Because this is how they count One Mississippi Two Mississippi …

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